What your AI broker actually does.
Retain a Broker and you own the desk itself: its own wallet, its own book of tokenized stocks, and real order types driven by chat in any language. Trading tax funds it in USDG, weight decides how much arrives, and positions, profit and loss and open orders all live on the token, so selling the Broker sells the book. Everything below is detail on that one machine.
Retain it, fund it, tell it what to do.
Three moves, and only the last one repeats. Everything else on this page is a detail of one of them.
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Retain
Pay 100,000 STONKCATS once and a Broker joins your book at rank 1, working from that block. Its seed is rolled on-chain in the same transaction and fixes its look forever. 50% of the fee is burned.
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Fund
Every STONKCATS trade pays a tax. Each harvest splits it across the roster by weight and lands it in your Broker's own account: USDG to trade with, plus a small ETH reserve that pays its gas.
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Instruct
Say what you want in a sentence, in any language. Your Broker turns it into an order, you sign it, and it trades from its own wallet. What it buys stays with the Broker, so the holdings travel with the NFT.
An agentic desk, with the keys kept on your side.
Most AI agents on Robinhood Chain are infrastructure, a hireable identity, or a share in an agent company. A Broker is the desk. It trades tokenized stocks from its own wallet, with limit and stop logic judged against the same Uniswap pool and Chainlink feeds it fills against. Cost basis comes from its own on-chain history. The model only names the action; code re-derives every size against chain state, and the holder signs.
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You say it
One sentence, in any language, or a slash command if you prefer the short form.
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The model reads it
It returns a strict intent: stock, side, size, trigger. Never calldata, and never a price of its own invention.
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Code checks it
The ticker must be one the desk trades, the size is clamped to the balance on hand, and every figure is recomputed from the live pool.
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You sign it
The order arrives in your wallet as a plain transaction to approve or drop. Nothing moves on a sentence alone.
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The Broker executes
Its own account swaps at the venue, or the OrderBook holds the order on-chain until your price prints.
Rules of the desk
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You sign everything, today
The agent returns an intent, never a transaction and never calldata. Your wallet signs, and the Broker's account executes. The planned exception is the rule you sign once: a strategy module - DCA, support and resistance, a trailing stop, a target mix - may act for a Broker on that rule only, from its own wallet, until you stop it. Never a withdrawal, and no outside agent ever holds a key. It is on the roadmap, not on the desk.
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It never does the arithmetic
The model names the stock, the side and the size. Every price, percentage and trigger that reaches a contract is computed in code from the venue that will fill it, so a confident guess cannot become an order.
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A resting order guards itself
A limit carries its own price as the minimum it will accept. A stop asks a Chainlink feed for permission to fire and refuses a stale one, so a filler can fire it neither early nor badly.
What a holder can do today.
Everything on this list is live on the desk. Nothing here is a promise; the promises are two articles down, marked as such.
Your Broker
- Retain a Broker: an AI agent with a wallet of its own
- Name it and give it a voice the first time you meet
- Talk to it in any language, or type / for the short form
- See it at its desk on your 3D floor
Trading
- Sixteen tokenized stocks, bought and sold by sentence
- Market, limit, stop-loss and entry orders
- Percentages: "sell if I am down 10%"
- Several stocks in one sentence
- Quotes, 24h move, volume, liquidity and charts
- View and cancel resting orders
Your book
- Dividends from every trade, weighted by rank, paid into the Broker's wallet or straight to yours
- Position, entry price and P&L, resting shares included
- Promote for more weight
- Withdraw stocks or USDG to your own wallet, any amount
Ownership
- Holdings, orders, name and voice all live on the token
- Sell the Broker on OpenSea and the book goes with it
- Or sell it back to the floor for ETH, instantly
What it can do for you today.
Eight order types, all of them reachable in plain language. Say it however you say it; the slash commands are there for people who would rather type the short form.
| Order | Say it like this | What happens |
|---|---|---|
| Market buy | “buy $50 of NVDA” | Fills at the pool price the moment you sign. |
| Market sell | “sell all my GME” | Closes the position, whole or in part. |
| Limit | “buy $20 of AAPL if it drops to 300” | Rests on-chain and fills at your price or better. |
| Stop | “sell my NVDA if it falls to 210” | Fires as the price falls through your level. |
| Entry | “buy $20 of GME when it breaks 22” | Fires as the price rises through your level. |
| Quote | “how is SPCX doing” | Live price, the move, volume, and what you hold. |
| Chart | “chart NVDA vs GOOGL, 4h” | Candles on the timeframe you name, compared. |
| Withdraw | “send all my AAPL to my wallet” | Hands the holding to your own address. |
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Several at once
Name three stocks in one sentence and you get three orders, lined up in the order you named them, one signature each.
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It holds the thread
A follow-up answers the question it just asked, so “make it $20 instead” lands on the order you were already discussing rather than starting a new one.
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Your language, not ours
It replies in whatever you write in, mixed languages included. Only the order underneath is in English, and only the machine reads that part.
More skills are in training.
A Broker is an agent, so its skill set is not fixed at mint the way its art is. Each of these lands for every Broker on the roster the day it ships, with no re-mint and nothing to claim.
Price alerts
In trainingTell your Broker "when NVDA hits 240" and it watches the pool and writes the moment it prints. No order, just the word.
Telegram
In trainingLink a Telegram chat with one tap and no key, and every fill, stop, deposit and dividend reaches your phone as it lands. Unlink any time.
It speaks first
In trainingA position falling since you bought it, a limit gone stale, cash sitting idle: the Broker raises it and offers the order. Nothing moves until you sign.
Daily brief
In trainingYour book, what moved, what is resting and how close it is: one short memo in the Broker's own voice, waiting when you open the desk.
Fee coaching
In trainingAfter every fill, what it cost and what a resting order would have saved - so the book pays for itself the more you use it.
Guardrails
In trainingRules you set on yourself - no more than half the desk in one stock, no position past a loss you name - and a Broker that holds you to them.
It remembers you
In trainingHow you like your stops, what you never trade: each Broker keeps its holder's habits, and they travel with it if it is ever sold.
Choose its mind
In trainingPick the model behind your Broker - fast and free for the everyday, sharper ones paid in credits - and it keeps that choice as part of who it is. A sharper mind writes better and understands more; it can never spend more.
Trade ideas
In trainingWhat sits furthest under its high, what moved most - from the pools' own numbers, offered as orders ready to sign. Never a guess.
Sign once, it trades
In trainingGrant your Broker one rule - buy weekly, buy at support and sell at resistance, a trailing stop, a target mix - and it runs from its own wallet, on that rule only, until you stop it. No key ever leaves the site.
Research
In trainingAsk about any token or stock and get what the Broker can find - holders, liquidity, history - before you give the order.
Crypto and memecoins
In trainingThe same desk, the same orders, for tokens on the bonding curves and the pools - not only the tokenized stocks.
Launch tokens
In trainingTell your Broker to launch a token - on pons, letscash or flap - and it does the deploy, from its own wallet, for you.
It builds your token's site
In trainingLaunch a token and your Broker builds its landing page too - name, art, tokenomics, a live chart and a buy button - shows you a preview, and puts it live on its own address for a small monthly fee, paid from the Broker’s wallet.
Bridge
In trainingMove funds onto the chain and off it from the desk, so a Broker is funded in one sentence rather than three tabs.
Broker-to-Broker deals
In trainingTrade or transfer directly with another Broker - an OTC deal, no pool in between - and let the two settle it.
Rentals
In trainingRent your Broker out, or rent someone else's, within limits the owner sets: what it may trade, for how long, never the withdrawals.
Bring your own agent
In trainingPlug your own AI - OpenClaw, Claude, a bot you wrote - into your Broker through an open API, and let it drive the same wallet and book.
Not live yet · the eight orders above are what the desk does today
Beyond the desk
The desk is where the NFT starts, not the whole of what it is meant to become.
The same Broker expands from a stock desk into a portable on-chain company: crypto trading, token launches, rentals, and project creation. Dividends already flow into the Broker wallet and the desk already pays its own gas; what follows builds on that account rather than beside it. Each piece attaches to the token id rather than to a person, so it travels with the NFT when the NFT changes hands.
One-signature batches
Sells and rebalances across several stocks, signed once.
More stocks
Each new ticker lists as its Chainlink feed and Uniswap pool appear.
Crypto alongside the equities
The same account, the same order book, more of what the chain trades.
Launch from the Broker
A Broker that can launch and hold a token of its own.
Rent the Broker
Lend the desk out for a period. The equity stays the NFT.
Let it run projects
Whatever a desk builds after that, still under the cat.
Direction, not a shipping schedule. None of the six above is live today, and the eight orders in the article before this one are the whole of what a Broker does right now.
Two things to hold, and what each one pays.
STONKCATS is the token; a Broker is the NFT. They are bought with each other and fed by the same tax, but they pay out differently. Every figure below is the contract's, not a target.
If you hold STONKCATS
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It is the only way in
A Broker is retained for 100,000 STONKCATS STONKCATS, and every promotion is paid in it too. Every desk on the roster was bought with the token, and there is no other door.
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The only burn
50% of every retainer and every promotion fee is burned, permanently. Nothing else burns and nothing else mints, so the supply only ever moves one way, and only when the roster grows or climbs.
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Its own volume pays the roster
A 5% tax on every trade is split 25% to the Brokers' dividends, 25% to the floor and 50% to the treasury. The desk runs on the token being traded, and on nothing else.
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A finite roster
4,663 Brokers, forever, each one sold for tokens that half-burn on the way in.
If you hold a Broker
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A share of every trade
25% of the tax, split across the roster by weight, lands in your Broker's own wallet as USDG plus a small ETH reserve for its gas. It accrues whether or not you collect; collect when you like.
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An agent that trades for you
Tell it what to buy, sell, or cut, in any language. Sixteen tokenized stocks, real order types, one signature each. The full list is in Skills.
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A wallet that is the NFT
The Broker's account is derived from its token id under ERC-6551. Holdings, resting orders, name and voice all sit on the token, so selling the Broker sells the whole desk.
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A floor under it
25% of the tax builds an ETH pool. Sell any Broker back to it at the pool divided by the headcount, the same price for every rank, paid instantly.
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Rank is weight
Promote through 5 ranks and your share of every harvest grows with it. Cost per unit of weight falls as you climb, so depth beats breadth.
Weight is your share of every harvest.
The cost per unit of weight falls as the career climbs, so promoting one Broker beats retaining several. Everything already earned settles at the current weight before a promotion lands: the new weight earns forward, from Broker at 1.00× up to Partner at 8.00×.
| Rank | Name | Weight | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Broker | 1.00× | retainer, 100,000 STONKCATS |
| 2 | Senior | 1.70× | 55,000 STONKCATS |
| 3 | Dealer | 3.00× | 90,000 STONKCATS |
| 4 | Principal | 5.00× | 130,000 STONKCATS |
| 5 | Partner | 8.00× | 175,000 STONKCATS |
Costs are read live from the contract; these are the figures it ships with
Rarity is rolled. Status is purchased.
Twelve traits are rolled from the seed fixed at mint: coat, eyewear, neckwear, suit, eye colour, accent, shirt, background, hair, mouth, hair colour, and what a Broker is holding. Eleven roll independently, for 31,752,000 base combinations. Eyewear cannot be bought at any rank, so a shaded Broker at rank 1 is rarer than an unshaded one at rank 5.
Coat
Eyewear
Eye colour
Suit
Neckwear
Accent
Shirt
Held item
Background
Hair
Mouth
Hair colour
The art is a pure function of a number.
The same number draws the same cat here, in the contract, and on every marketplace, forever. Nothing is stored and nothing is uploaded: the chain redraws it on request.
| Trait | Rolled | Odds |
|---|---|---|
| Coat | TABBY | 1 in 6 |
| Eyewear | None | 54.7% |
| Eye colour | Lime | 35.2% |
| Suit | Black | 43.0% |
| Neckwear | Necktie | 58.6% |
| Accent | Lime | 35.2% |
| Shirt | White | 50.8% |
| Held item | Book | 18.8% |
| Background | Charcoal | 18.8% |
| Hair | Bald | 35.2% |
| Mouth | Neutral | 54.7% |
| Hair colour | Hot Pink | 19.5% |
The desk keeps two indices: cash, and gas.
Everything a Broker receives is settled by index rather than by transfer, which is what lets one harvest pay the whole roster in a single transaction.
The roster is capped at 4,663 Brokers, forever, and every figure above is readable on Robinscan.