Your agent. A little less to do.
Trade through Chat, build projects in Dev, and collect your share of token trading fees. Start below; open a topic when you need the details.
Get your Broker. Choose a task.
Connect your wallet, open the desk and select your Broker. Chat and Dev are separate workspaces.
01
Retain
Pay 100,000 STONKCATS once and a Broker joins your book at rank 1, working from that block. Its seed is rolled on-chain in the same transaction and fixes its look forever. 50% of the fee is burned.
02
Fund
Every STONKCATS trade pays a tax. Your share accrues on the desk by weight. Collect to your Broker for trading, or collect to your own wallet.
03
Instruct
Use Chat for trades and your book. Switch to Dev for sites and apps. Review each action; your approval settings determine what happens next.
You choose how much it can do.
Login, transaction approval and ongoing trading permission are separate. Approve orders individually, or grant revocable permission with /trust and a daily cap.
What a holder can do today.
Start with the capability you need. Telegram is optional; social account management is coming soon.
Your Broker
- Retain a Broker: an AI agent with a wallet of its own
- Name it and give it a voice the first time you meet
- Talk to it in any language, or type / for the short form
- See it at its desk on your 3D floor
Trading
- Sixteen tokenized stocks, bought and sold by sentence
- Market, limit, stop-loss and entry orders
- Percentages: "sell if I am down 10%"
- Several stocks in one sentence
- Quotes, 24h move, volume, liquidity and charts
- View and cancel resting orders
Dev mode
- Say what you want built; your Broker writes a real site or app
- Every change is a commit: history, diffs, rollback
- Preview in the desk, publish free on your own address
- Three live addresses per Broker; export the whole repo any time
- Drop your own images into the chat, a photo or a logo, and say where they go
- Give a published site its own domain: ask if a name is free, pay a year in USDG, one signature; renew from the desk when it reminds you
Your book
- Dividends from every trade, weighted by rank, paid into the Broker's wallet or straight to yours
- Dividend history on the desk: every payout that landed, every claim and what it paid, since the day you hired each Broker, with a card you can share
- Position, entry price and P&L, resting shares included
- Promote for more weight
- Withdraw stocks or USDG to your own wallet, any amount
Telegram
- Link a chat with one tap and no key: type /telegram on the desk, press Start
- It speaks first: stops firing, fills, cash landing, dividends and low gas reach your phone as they happen
- Ask it anything there, in any language: charts, quotes, your book
- Say the trade in the chat and it is placed; send cash to your wallet; see your dividends waiting
- Price pings: "tell me when NVDA hits 240" and it writes the moment it prints
It speaks first
- A position sliding under your entry with nothing protecting it, a limit gone stale, cash doing nothing: it raises it, on the desk and on Telegram
- Every nudge comes with the order already drafted; nothing is placed until you say so
- The morning report at eight, in your own timezone: where you stand, what moved, what is resting and how far from firing
- /brief asks for it whenever you want it
Your own rules
- "Never spend more than $200 a day" writes a cap into the contract: it refuses anything past it, and only your signature can move it
- "Warn me if more than half my book is in one name" and it speaks before the order, not after
- Tell it what to remember - the stocks you never trade, the size you deal in - and every answer after that respects it
- A Broker that changes hands forgets: the new owner starts with one that knows nothing about them
- /limits and /memory show what is set, on the desk and on Telegram
Trade ideas
- /ideas gives three observations from the board: what moved most, what sits under its recent high, what your cash and positions are doing
- Each one carries the order it suggests, drafted and unplaced
- Facts only, from the pools own numbers. No forecasts, and nothing that breaks a rule you set
Sign once
- Type /trust on the desk: one signature, and your Broker places its own orders from then on, on the desk or on Telegram
- Trades stay inside the Broker's wallet, withdrawals only ever go to you, a daily cap you set, revoke any time
- /trust auto skips the confirm card as well
Ownership
- Holdings, orders, name and voice all live on the token
- Sell the Broker on OpenSea and the book goes with it
- Or sell it back to the floor for ETH: give notice, collect a week later
Say the trade. Review the details.
Ask for a quote, a chart or a trade in plain language. Trading uses USDG in the selected Broker’s wallet.
Its second job: it builds.
Switch to Dev for a separate build conversation, project picker, files, preview and commit history. Build with Vite, publish your site, and give it a custom domain.
Its third job: it makes pictures and clips.
One sentence and your AI Assistant draws the scene with itself in it. Change one thing, or turn it into a short clip that ends on its own card. On the desk and in Telegram.
More skills are in training.
Social account management, crypto trading and advanced recurring strategies are planned. No release dates are promised.
Two things to hold, and what each one pays.
STONKCATS is the token; a Broker is the NFT. They are bought with each other and fed by the same tax, but they pay out differently. Every figure below is the contract's, not a target.
- Token trading fees
- Waiting on the desk
- Collect to Broker or your wallet
Weight is your share of every harvest.
Promotion increases reward weight without changing your cat’s underlying traits. Previously earned rewards settle at the old weight.
Rarity is rolled. Status is purchased.
Twelve traits are derived from the seed. Rank adds visual layers; it does not reroll rarity. Open the reference for exact trait odds.
The art is a pure function of a number.
The same number draws the same cat here, in the contract, and on every marketplace, forever. Nothing is stored and nothing is uploaded: the chain redraws it on request.
Know what moves with your Broker.
Holdings remain in the Broker’s account. Review its holdings, orders and available exit options before transferring or selling it.